Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thanksgiving. It's for the Birds!!!!


There's nothing like sticking your warm hands into a three foot deep freezer searching frantically for the perfect Thanksgiving bird. Butterball.com in it's infinite wisdom provided a calulator for us newbies which help you figure out how much turkey is needed based on the number you've invited to dinner.

It's funny how this works out. Because although I may be hosting Thanksgiving once again, I rarely know how many are coming until they actually show up that day. And may I add, that it really doesn't matter, because in my mother's infinite wisdom, she realized that I will never cook a turkey and therefore takes on the job herself.

At last count we were at 11 guests. Let's not forget the 2 who will be joining us by Skype. (I'm unsure how that works. Do I set a place for them also?)

Turns out that according to the math, we will be needing a 21 pound bird. The butcher told us to come back because he just put in an order for a shipment of 20 plus pound birds. It didn't look too promising. I told my Mom to cook (2) 10 and a half pound birds. I guess that comment alone got me kicked off kitchen duty. When I was asked how I planned on fitting both in the oven and I gave the answer: "We can microwave one," it just added insult to injury.

While I was writing this post I received notice from Mom that they found a 21 pound bird. I'm unsure exactly where they found it. For all I know it was a clean shot. (Need I go any further?) If Mom gives thanks for her new down comforter on the big day, I'll get my answer soon enough.

Until then, may you all find that perfect Turkey. And if you're as lucky as I am, may someone else cook it for you.

6 comments:

Martha in PA said...

My nephew is supplying the bird... but I have a feeling I will be cooking a small one for the weekend.... or at the very least Cornish Game Hens. Tara loves mini "turkeys"! I hope you have a wonderful time!!!

Jennifer said...

Ahahahahaha! You're just as bad as I am! Microwaving a turkey? Is your microwave that big?! LOL!

Eva Gallant said...

Even though we go to my son's for Thanksgiving dinner, I always have to cook a turkey.....we want leftovers!

Christine said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you! Lucky for me I have a 8 lb. turkey breast and a mother to help. I would die without her!!! Good luck. :o)

ethelmaepotter! said...

I went in search of the elusive 20 pound bird, too, and came home with a 19 1/2 pounder, instead. Close. Like you, I never know how many guests we'll have until the day has ended - somewhere between 8 and 17 right now.
Happy Thanksgiving to you, sweetie!

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